A small quote.

This is from a friend of mine, Ellgieff is his online moniker.

<Ellgieff> You ruined Bug's Bunny forever. I can never play Bugs the Time Traveler on Ps1 ever again.

I feel proud, this day.

DRAGONS VS NUNS - a Mafia game

GOOD SIDE
Apple Dragon/Plain - NOPE

Coconut Dragon/Good Cop - finds out one role a night

Banana Dragon/Insane Cop - Same as Good cop but reversed

Tropical Dragon/W - Chooses one person at night, his or her role is blocked.

Grapefruit Dragon/Commuter - unaffected by any roles, good or bad. This dragon doesn't stick around, he's a bit of a loner :(

INDEPENDENT

Fruit Magician [Fruit!] - Turns one person a night into fruit. Fruited people cannot go about their usual roles, or vote public

Dovakiin [Serial Killer] - if a lot of people [12+]

BAD SIDE
Mafia [Generic] - Whiskey Nun

Magical Mafia - Sambuca Nun - Swaps two people's roles. Those affected have that night's actions nulled due to the change, and informed the next night. Can only use this every other night.

Violent Mafia - Tequila Nun - Must vote for a townsperson to lynch and succeed, otherwise he dies during the night.

Return to Orivall - Background and Context

So, to better organise the story, here it is now, in the right hand column. I've deleted the other two blog posts, for the sake of simplicity. And I shall explain it here and now. The general story idea comes from a user on the OGame.org forums, accessgranter. He had an idea to write a story based on the various spam members in the Spamboard section, SB. In the past, they had a name for spammers [something before I registered on the forums in '06, so please correct me] - ß?åµ?ø® Army. That's the name for the organisation of main protagonists you'll read about.

That army [for laziness's sake, I'll refer to them as SB army] worked for the Board Admin team [the BAs], their Super Moderators [SMods] and Moderators [Mods] in this faux un-named country [for now] in the OGame universe. I've edited this a little for my story by saying that Earth becomes involved in the world of OGame. That is, all the required technologies are discovered. It's Sci-Fi, bear with me <_>. The reverse was the Game Admins [the GAs] Super Game Operators and Game Operators [SGOs and GOs]. As a background, think of it as two sides of a government, ruled by the Community Manager King, as yet un-named [CoMa]. That's the background for the story, I'm tempted to draw a map at some point actually. Maybe during a lull. Anyway.

That's the basic theme - all the names are old-school spammers pulled from the forum, characterised and written about. Now, a base overview of the stories. The first was finished, the second one was not, sadly.

OGame: The Search for the Admins

• BA's kidnapped
• SMods use the ß?åµ?ø® Army to try and locate them
• Head down from the capital Orivall
• Hijinxs [Hey, I'm not spoiling the whole thing, read it o_q]
• Avatar Defense League introduced halfway [other newer spammers]
• Betrayal and stuffs 
• Lots of Betrayl
• BA's saved, yay

OGame: The Orivall Betrayal

• Orivall exploded!
• New members introduced to the Army
• ß?åµ?ø® Army framed
• GAs take power
• Conspiracy!
• ...
• Yeah, that's it <__<

SO! With that vague plot thread, I've taken things to a terrible conclusion, in order to set things for "Return to Orivall". These are the events in the three years from that second story to the Prologue

• GAs win, terrible victory, BAs and SMods executed, majority of ß?åµ?ø® Army killed or executed also, or brutally injured, before <EVENT> saves the rest
• ß?åµ?ø® Army scatters, disbanded
• GAs turn the king/CoMa into a proxy, essentially a Dictatorship
• GAs deal with a country in chaos
• A GO, the1337g33k, slowly rises to power over the course of a year, becomes a part of the ruling council of GAs and the head of the army of GOs
• Revolution led by Valent, a puppet of g33k, and g33ks own loyal army of GOs
• Old GAs scatter
• g33k leads as single ruler
• Current status of Monarchy - still a puppet regime, g33k does have plans to legitimise self [SPOILER]

That takes you, hopefully, to the prologue of my story. Please enjoy, and if you've been brought to this blog by the story, welcome and I hope you enjoy my dose of insanity. 

Small warning to newcomers: This blog does get NSFW. 

Resolutions 2012

1) Get 2:1 in History.
2) Lose some bloody weight you fat fuck.
3) Finish the fanfic featuring Bugs and The Doctor by June
4) Teach myself how to cook more dishes, and enjoy the flavours of the world
5) TROLLIN' ERRYDAY
6) Have all the Assassins join the Assassin IRC at irc.esper.net [#ShefAssassins]

Challenge accepted!

Trees 
Hot dogs 
Jelly 
Books 
Lube
The M6 
Dominionism 
Transubstantiation 
Red 
The Powerpuff Girls 


You might be wondering why I have that list up there. Well. A friend of mine, Sean, linked me to this degree, which to me sounds like a Bachelors Degree in Bullshit. Maybe it's good, maybe not. If you've actually done it then tell me otherwise. 


Through that, I will be making a short essay where I will make a point related to this degree by using that above list as my topic points. Possibly link the first with the second, third with fourth, etc. Let the retardation begin!

Negima!? Spoilers inside! Also Hurfgurble

So, ill. Sucks.

And, I've realised something after Akamatsu's cockteasing finale to Eva and Negi/Asuna fighting through the usual Negi sneezes and everyone gets naked. And Eva ends up on Negi's face.

Now, it might be my broken and perverted nature accepting that this is Akamatsu's style, as well as a part of Japanese culture (nudity doesn't seem as big a deal, especially with the whole public baths thing), but, consider this.

[NEGIMA SPOILERS IF YOU'RE THE SPOILER HATING KIND OF PERSON THEN KINDLY BE WARNED THAT I AM A DOUCHE]
Now, we already know Eva is some vampire-esque non-aging being of shadow based off of the power of Magia Erebea. And Negi has this too, but less vampire and more ultra healing and the "good" side of Magia Erebea. Now, they both can change how they appear at will, and Eva easily has the mind of a lecherous adult. Negi's already quite adult, and will continue to do so, despite looking 10-16. Does this make fanfic of the two that much easier? Oh man. Rule 34 will love this. As will I, since I can throw in Eva as the mindfuckery. Also ice dildos. Because fuck morality.

It's almost like I didn't forget.

Almost. Well, nearly. Well, not at all. Well fuck you.

Now, I'm going to begin as I mean to forever be unapologetic for: Linking amazing youtube videos that others find constitute a violation of the Geneva Convention. Which is fair, since I see MLP as a method of torture that needs to be banned. If you know me, then you know what this video is about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87p53rAD7Sk
#One Hundred loving waaaaaays....

That leads me to something else that might [read: will] cause ridicule to be flung in this direction. I'm a WRASSLIN fan.

No, not this prick. The other stuff

Maybe it was nostalgia, maybe it's the hilarity of watching it as a TV soap opera with fisticuffs over a sport, but mostly it was hearing that the Great One returned, back in March this year. The Most Electrifying Man in ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of Sports Entertainment! As a kid I loved The Rock, and as a manchild I still do. As I said before though, the idea of watching it more as a TV show than a sports show makes it more entertaining than it was as a child going "Oh god that guy really ran over Stone Cold what the shit." Also admittedly I only caught on about '98-99, so I missed the earlier years.

If the idea of all that caused you to hate on me, then watch this and this and this and remember that life is stupid. Embrace it. And then hit it with the STEEL CHAIR OH MY GOD.