Short Introduction

As the top of this page suggests, the purpose of this area is to ramble incessantly and keep my creative writing juices flowing. It keeps my imagination happy, keeps ideas flowing and helps creativity a lot. It may get rowdy and NSFW, but there are spoiler tags in place. Otherwise, I hope you are entertained while I attack myself verbally with a jackhammer.

Monday, September 8, 2014

The Orivall Betrayal - Chapter 3


Chapter 3 - Introduce men to each other - PsyOct, Bunni, Sam, Chu, Jrock, Coldy, NA, Alert
-Hayley leading
-Background, location of BAs x2 and SMod x1
-Someone goes WTF at FF and HRZ
-Their story is explained [FF save HRZ, arm/legs crippled, NA Upgrades]
-Plan set - Team 1 to X, Team 2 to Y
-Meet at New Orivall, meet two members who worked w/ Hayley in the 3 years

Secret Room inside Quiros A&E Hospital, 6th February 2035, 2.58am
Looking stern, Hayley leans forward and slams his palms onto the lectern.

"Gentlemen, I brought you all for one reason. We need a plan to stop the Ba-"

"Finish that sentence and I will end you, I swear to god."

"Try it, Jrock", which elicited a grumble from the back.

"To cut things short, I need all of your help. There's no-one else. The rule of the Game Operators have ruined Orivall, ruined our once-great lands. The BA's are gone, and the corruption is such that the elite are supporting a bid by current king is planning to legitimise his rule through marriage".

Hayley looked around at the remnants of a once mighty agency. Time had not been good to the Army.
<List them out>

Bunni piped up, "Wait, g33k? How the hell can he do that? The BA's are gone, the SMods killed and there is literally no-one left of the old guys. We're just relics."

"For that, I need to re-introduce some people."
*Dusts off the cobwebs* Well it has been a while, huh? What was I even doing back th-

>Bugs Bunny porn
>Ogame fanfiction

Oh. oh.

...oh.

I'll work on one of those, promise. Maybe the fanfiction. Looking back, I'm not sure I want to be the person known forever for writing about Bugs Bunny, Revy and the good Doctor having an orgy. Plus, people know this place. SFW Fanfiction is easier.

Anyway. How about instead I attempt to write again as a slice of life deal. Is that agreeable? Also sorry for the terrible posts earlier. I was a bad person. Still am, really.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

OK, lets look at the drafts I currently ha-

"emutional - for the end of the race"

...what. Why are you there. What is your purpose. Why did I make an emu pun?

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Four Days as a Sheffield Assassin.

This is just a small runthrough of my thought processes while being Bakura of the Kuro-Gumi in a game of Mafia, with the Sheffield Guild of Assassins. Please excuse any stupidity, it's just how I am. I'd write it up in character fully, but meh. Effort.

Day 1)
Reports of team being decimated
After all the pre-game planning
Japanese gored, one member still vulnerable
Vengeance!
Also Marik tried to murder me again. SIGH.

Day 2)
Early morning trip to Tesco, Only had Gastro Fork, otherwise volnerable
But wait, no-one could follow me from Tesco in time. *GRIN*
Taxi booking number from tesco in single digits? Wat
Boiler Repair men were in again
Took a nap after launching a small carpet bomb of emails.
One hit, one miss for when I woke up.

Day 3)
Wake up early, read email.
Gloat to myself at the death of Ian.
Resist urge to wear sunglasses.
Planning with fellow Mafia member, Jenni
Plot the downfall of Bradley of the Yin
Sneaking in the rain - good thing I'm wearing blue!
SUCCESS! And with the Heart of the Cards, no less. TAKE THAT ATEM YOU WHORE.

Biggest risk ever - camping in Bar One.
A Paddy-esque laugh is making me nervous.
Rest of the day goes quietly. Time to become FABULOUS!

Day 4)
My kill in the news
eeeee
Wait a minute, who is that in the IC
Why is he holding a pe-
...
Fuck.
I'll get you next time *shakes fist*
*dead*

Saturday, January 28, 2012

A small quote.

This is from a friend of mine, Ellgieff is his online moniker.

<Ellgieff> You ruined Bug's Bunny forever. I can never play Bugs the Time Traveler on Ps1 ever again.

I feel proud, this day.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

DRAGONS VS NUNS - a Mafia game

GOOD SIDE
Apple Dragon/Plain - NOPE

Coconut Dragon/Good Cop - finds out one role a night

Banana Dragon/Insane Cop - Same as Good cop but reversed

Tropical Dragon/W - Chooses one person at night, his or her role is blocked.

Grapefruit Dragon/Commuter - unaffected by any roles, good or bad. This dragon doesn't stick around, he's a bit of a loner :(

INDEPENDENT

Fruit Magician [Fruit!] - Turns one person a night into fruit. Fruited people cannot go about their usual roles, or vote public

Dovakiin [Serial Killer] - if a lot of people [12+]

BAD SIDE
Mafia [Generic] - Whiskey Nun

Magical Mafia - Sambuca Nun - Swaps two people's roles. Those affected have that night's actions nulled due to the change, and informed the next night. Can only use this every other night.

Violent Mafia - Tequila Nun - Must vote for a townsperson to lynch and succeed, otherwise he dies during the night.



Thursday, January 5, 2012

Return to Orivall - Background and Context


So, to better organise the story, here it is now, in the right hand column. I've deleted the other two blog posts, for the sake of simplicity. And I shall explain it here and now. The general story idea comes from a user on the OGame.org forums, accessgranter. He had an idea to write a story based on the various spam members in the Spamboard section, SB. In the past, they had a name for spammers [something before I registered on the forums in '06, so please correct me] - ß?åµ?ø® Army. That's the name for the organisation of main protagonists you'll read about.

That army [for laziness's sake, I'll refer to them as SB army] worked for the Board Admin team [the BAs], their Super Moderators [SMods] and Moderators [Mods] in this faux un-named country [for now] in the OGame universe. I've edited this a little for my story by saying that Earth becomes involved in the world of OGame. That is, all the required technologies are discovered. It's Sci-Fi, bear with me <_>. The reverse was the Game Admins [the GAs] Super Game Operators and Game Operators [SGOs and GOs]. As a background, think of it as two sides of a government, ruled by the Community Manager King, as yet un-named [CoMa]. That's the background for the story, I'm tempted to draw a map at some point actually. Maybe during a lull. Anyway.

That's the basic theme - all the names are old-school spammers pulled from the forum, characterised and written about. Now, a base overview of the stories. The first was finished, the second one was not, sadly.



  • BA's kidnapped
  • SMods use the ß?åµ?ø® Army to try and locate them
  • Head down from the capital Orivall
  • Hijinxs [Hey, I'm not spoiling the whole thing, read it o_q]
  • Avatar Defense League introduced halfway [other newer spammers]
  • Betrayal and stuffs 
  • Lots of Betrayl
  • BA's saved, yay

  • Orivall exploded!
  • New members introduced to the Army
  • ß?åµ?ø® Army framed
  • GAs take power
  • Conspiracy!
  • ...
  • Yeah, that's it <__<
SO! With that vague plot thread, I've taken things to a terrible conclusion, in order to set things for "Return to Orivall". These are the events in the three years from that second story to the Prologue

  • GAs win, terrible victory, BAs and SMods executed, majority of ß?åµ?ø® Army killed or executed also, or brutally injured, before <EVENT> saves the rest
  • ß?åµ?ø® Army scatters, disbanded
  • GAs turn the king/CoMa into a proxy, essentially a Dictatorship
  • GAs deal with a country in chaos
  • A GO, the1337g33k, slowly rises to power over the course of a year, becomes a part of the ruling council of GAs and the head of the army of GOs
  • Revolution led by Valent, a puppet of g33k, and g33ks own loyal army of GOs
  • Old GAs scatter
  • g33k leads as single ruler
  • Current status of Monarchy - still a puppet regime, g33k does have plans to legitimise self [SPOILER]
That takes you, hopefully, to the prologue of my story. Please enjoy, and if you've been brought to this blog by the story, welcome and I hope you enjoy my dose of insanity. 

Small warning to newcomers: This blog does get NSFW.