Wanted - a look back.

http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Wanted

That, that is the greatest TV Gameshow I ever saw as a child. And it's something that should become an assassins game. This is what this post is all about. Oh don't worry, the thalidomide fanfic is being planned. I'm thinking writing on the weekends. Until then, I've decided to put up a vague sense of game in this. [By assassins, I mean the Sheffield Guild of Assassins, a university society. No murder. Only fake Nerf Gun and paper stabs.]

• Tournament style. 8 teams of 2 people
  
• Must be done over a week of no lectures, or needs to be adapted for uni time. OR, can happen over weekends as a long term game. Will assume weekend.
• Post-7pm, Targets must remain indoors, either at own home or at a helpers.
• 2 v 2 match, rest of the assassins recruited as helpers
• Hunted must complete challenges [Drop off locations], min 1, 3 given. Extra points given.
• Each death = 3 points to team that gets it. Respawn after 1h. If both die within 5m, then 1h30 given for team to hide somewhere new. Wipeout'd team loses 1 point.
• Most points win [Duh] - random rolling to decide whether Hunters or Hunted
• Hunters cannot ask direct questions to helpers "Is he at your place?" etc.
• Hunted cannot stay at the same spot for longer than 1h30
• Helpers can hoax/be bribed with points in future matches [max 2], favours or "cash" [fake.]
• Both teams given £10000 monopoly money to use with helpers. Can also use to hire guns from Assassins Store [Also deposit required]
• Area around Sheffield, usual assassins rules apply RE: no obvious weapons in public [or pubic, lol] areas, campus.
• Stalking and gaining pictures also rewarded based on style of picture. 1/4 - one person. 1/2 - both people. 1 for multiple pics of both people completing a task/trying to hunt.
• Hunted get no clue as to who are hunting them except for team name, Hunters gain face and assassins name/allergies. Address?
• NEEDED: Ideas on safety/not getting kicked out of uni

I'll add more in time, this seems imbalanced somehow, I know. But anyway, hopefully this is a decent concept. Also allows for a long-term game and keeps the guild active.

Dungeons of Dredmor

With 36 hours logged, it's safe to say I'm addicted to it. I would just like to rage at this fucker.

This giant masked bag of vagina-licking hell hates me. Truly he does. And he can [and does] burn in the lowest depths of hell every time I see him.

PS:

[20:09:23] [Hayley]Sadopterouroprometheophilia. In other words, a fetish for being brutally raped and pissed on by a feather-cocked god for all eternity p_o

I thank you, ma'am, for this amazing fetish. Doctor/Negi/Bugs will enjoy this. Well, I say enjoy...

A purpose to this sorry tale of random.

In part inspired by a friend, and in part as a way to let loose some creative writing, the aim of this blog is to write and be damned. About anything that pops into my head, or try and complete any self-made writing challenges given to me by myself or inadvertently by a friend. The first of which is a fanfic involving Doctor Who, Bugs Bunny, and Negi Springfield [the male protagonist from the Japanese Manga "Mahou Sensei Negima"] involved in copious amounts of buttsex. That is, in the butt. What what. [Sorry]

The main challenge is to actually make a story out of this that isn't utter rubbish like...well, like anything covered by this guy. I do still want to keep my grammatical sense of dignity. If it helps, the focus of this tale of horrid fanfic-related anal play will be Bugs Bunny. Just because I *can*. And because it's far funnier to write this through the eyes of Bugs Bunny. A lovable and mischievous rabbit who, while being chased by that "wascally wascal" Elmer Fudd, stumbles into a rift through space time. It'll be the current Doctor [Matt Smith] and a Negi that *is* legal. For you see, Negi is technically 10 years old. And I don't ever want to write any form of paedophilia. So - to get around this, I'm taking Negi transformed into a 16 year old [LEGAL!] and in the midst of a hilarious prank where he's turned into a woman as well. Yeah. As for how he gets through this hilarious time shift too? Put it into the Festival Arc. He *is* mature enough, and this is Japan. As long as the body is 16, right...? Oh fuck, I'm going to burn for this, aren't I?

Anyway. This is part of the blog's purpose. Sit with me and let us watch the death of morality.

What's rather strange...

..is an obsession I have with not backing down. Don't get me wrong, this isn't about fights, or standing up to the man. No, my beef is with youtube. That son of a bitch keeps throwing "10 minute"/"1 hour"/"repeating" videos, that if linked to I *MUST* watch. Because fuck you, those videos need to be sedated, watched and pushed down to the gutters where it belongs. And now? Now the shits have fought back. With TEN HOUR videos.

Seriously?

Fine then. I hope you're happy right now, Mr Smug Video Assface, because in ten hour bursts I will be visually punching you in the face.

This is who I am. Sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VznlDlNPw4Q