Negima!? Spoilers inside! Also Hurfgurble

So, ill. Sucks.

And, I've realised something after Akamatsu's cockteasing finale to Eva and Negi/Asuna fighting through the usual Negi sneezes and everyone gets naked. And Eva ends up on Negi's face.

Now, it might be my broken and perverted nature accepting that this is Akamatsu's style, as well as a part of Japanese culture (nudity doesn't seem as big a deal, especially with the whole public baths thing), but, consider this.

[NEGIMA SPOILERS IF YOU'RE THE SPOILER HATING KIND OF PERSON THEN KINDLY BE WARNED THAT I AM A DOUCHE]
Now, we already know Eva is some vampire-esque non-aging being of shadow based off of the power of Magia Erebea. And Negi has this too, but less vampire and more ultra healing and the "good" side of Magia Erebea. Now, they both can change how they appear at will, and Eva easily has the mind of a lecherous adult. Negi's already quite adult, and will continue to do so, despite looking 10-16. Does this make fanfic of the two that much easier? Oh man. Rule 34 will love this. As will I, since I can throw in Eva as the mindfuckery. Also ice dildos. Because fuck morality.

It's almost like I didn't forget.

Almost. Well, nearly. Well, not at all. Well fuck you.

Now, I'm going to begin as I mean to forever be unapologetic for: Linking amazing youtube videos that others find constitute a violation of the Geneva Convention. Which is fair, since I see MLP as a method of torture that needs to be banned. If you know me, then you know what this video is about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87p53rAD7Sk
#One Hundred loving waaaaaays....

That leads me to something else that might [read: will] cause ridicule to be flung in this direction. I'm a WRASSLIN fan.

No, not this prick. The other stuff

Maybe it was nostalgia, maybe it's the hilarity of watching it as a TV soap opera with fisticuffs over a sport, but mostly it was hearing that the Great One returned, back in March this year. The Most Electrifying Man in ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of Sports Entertainment! As a kid I loved The Rock, and as a manchild I still do. As I said before though, the idea of watching it more as a TV show than a sports show makes it more entertaining than it was as a child going "Oh god that guy really ran over Stone Cold what the shit." Also admittedly I only caught on about '98-99, so I missed the earlier years.

If the idea of all that caused you to hate on me, then watch this and this and this and remember that life is stupid. Embrace it. And then hit it with the STEEL CHAIR OH MY GOD.