Clearly I am as competent in scheduling as a parrot trying to win Olympic Gold at weightlifting

Long titles aside, I am what I hate.
I am the twat in a coffeeshop.
 I am that macfa-Wait. This isn't a mac.
That makes things all OK then. Phew. FALSE ALARM GUYS.

So yes, apologies for the lack of anything ever. Please accept my poor writing style and horrible content as an apology. First off, since no-one really reads this it'll be easier to admit. I no longer hate Lady Gaga. It's been a long time coming, but the signs have been there for a year or so now. Continued listens to the [amazing] LittleKuriboh and his various Lady Gaga parody songs [Leather Pants among others]. Watching a mashup video based off the [insane and incredible - insanedible] purpleyeswtf, where Helmeppo styles all over Zoro's balls for a full ten minutes. Telling myself that I only like it because of the way Helmeppo is clearly stylin' beyond belief dawg. Lying to myself.

 This doesn't mean I'll buy or willingly find out Gaga songs, hell the fuck no! But less hate is a start. A start down a path that only leads to ruin, pain and Raccoon City [is that right? I don't know my Resident Evil]. Next, blogger. Having found out about Wordpress in all it's sexy sexy glory and how to use it, Blogger seems to be lagging behind a little. At least to me. But then, it does have the connections to that behemoth google and the ease of starting up a blog in *literally* five minutes. It is incredibly sexy stuff. And yet Wordpress is calling to me. Like a hooker in the window, with those long sexy legs of HTML capability and the soft, supple boobs of changing themes, along with that glorious ass of...er...installing. But no. I shall stay faithful to blogger. My sensual, homely wife. That I sometimes smother with a pillow because START WORKING YOU STUPID WIRELESS INTERNET. Also said wife has just had a boob job and now her interface is...aaaahhhh

Finally, fanfic progress is slow but steady. A vague plot is there, as is a skeleton for the intro. Here it is. It is under a spoiler tag for a reason. BEWARE, THIS WILL NEVER BE SAFE FOR WORK. EVER.
Click me to read spoilers

-Bugs hopping through the woods
-Just evaded Elmer
-Large explosion
-Blinding flash
-Speared into a tree by something
-wtf?
-It's a Japanese girl
-Her english is broken
-Vague backstory bullshit
-Vague softporn introduction of her body
-She's not under 16 you giant pedo
-Apparently has a fetish for humanoid rabbits
-Starts off with some downunder funtimes
-Bugs leads Japanese woman/furry to his holehome
-Rampant sex, throw in some femdom kinks because why not.
-Orgasm
-At point of orgasm, DOCTOR WHO MUSIC
-SmithDoctor comes out, starts rambling on
-"...and so that rift I used to launch the TARDIS might have accidentally broken a few realities and merged them into one oh well that kinda stuff happens like why I've just walked into a rabbit and a woman seemingly from japan are engaged in rampant anal sex wait BUGS?!"
-"DOCTOR!"
-That's the lead to part 2
-Eyes sufficiently melted

Picture of the day:

Source: Ai Yori Aoshi. Great anime. In weeaboo terms, SO KAWAII DESU NE. 

EDIT: http://www.gaslampgames.com/blog/category/dungeons-of-dredmor/ <==Yes.